Truth Box

I'm extremely amused. I put a Truth Box on my Facebook page and today I've found someone has taken it upon themselves to abuse me via this application.

The following message was posted at 10:50 this morning:

"TRUTH BOX! Yes, you girl have now given us, your friends, the power to bitch about you and you dont have a fucking clue who it is. HAHA, I shall be commenting later nieve one. "Posted - August 10, 2009, 10:50 am (Delete) (Hint)

Okayy so.... LOL! For a start, if I actually cared about being abused or bullied on Facebook I wouldn't actually add the fucking thing on there! And also, whoever wrote that must be naive (note the spelling) themselves because they are under the impression that they are my friend. Now, I don't force anyone to be my friend... so if you don't like me I would appreciate you told me to my face instead of being a coward... I will find out via Facebook who wrote this and expose them. I don't mind people who can tell me what they think of me to my face, but one thing I will not tolerate is cowardice. Ohhh the revenge I could be brewing now =] later suckers x

She's back and she's bad

Okay, so now I'm single with the intention of doing pretty much whatever (and whoever) I want. I'm gonna keep away from dating for a while and concentrate on having fun ;) If my antics earn me the title of "Slag", "Slut", "Hoe", "Whore", "Tart", "Skank" or "Sket" then I really couldn't care less =] this is my time now and I'm gonna make it last. I love me the most in the world and tbh there ain't gonna be much else I'll care about for a long time.

xD peace and love xx

Weddings =/

Soo people, quite a lot of stuff has happened recently.

I broke up with my ex boyfriend, got a new one straight after who just so happens to be fucking GORGEOUS, funny, kind, honest and charming all at the same time. (The ex always lacked the charm bit).

I got a new kitten I called Rocky who happens to be vicious and has put on half his body weight in the last few weeks.

I've decided to make a list of as many reasons as I can why people shouldn't get married. Slightly off topic but I was bored and I am, as of now, extremely sceptical about the whole idea despite attending my brother's wedding a few weeks ago as a bridesmaid and the SECOND person to get lashed (the first was the uncle obvs lol) So yeah... here's my list peeps:

Reasons why people shouldn't get married:

1. You will probably go off your partner at some point and weddings are expensive so in a hypothetical though typical situation, you will end up forking out for a divorce. Money definitely doesn't grow on trees in this day and age either.

2. You can never know somebody inside out. Your spouse may run off with all your money. And your Xbox 360... and your big telly.... and your Aston Martin DB9.... perhaps even your house, man!

3. They might kill you. Then you are well and truly screwed and your family will have to fork out for your funeral.

4. Honeymoons are ALWAYS jinxed in some way! So not good!!

5. You have to live together. Personally, I like my own time.

6. Your spouse might run off to where you can never find them and therefore you cannot get remarried because that would make you a bigamist.

7. Brides are subject to superbitching at weddings. It's a fact.

8. They are FUCKING expensive!!

9. Too much stress.

10. Does anyone really know what constitutes as a consumation of marriage? How much sex must you have?

11. I'm bored now...

12. ... I suggest that if you're still reading this you need a dayjob...

13. ... oooh unlucky number.......

14. Lol sorry bye.

15. xxx

Invigilators

I had possibly the most irritating exam ever today!
It was my RE exam and I was already nervous enough; I had burst into tears over my poor attempt at revising (I tried to recap but to no avail) and I entered the exam room (C7 Psychology) in the state of one approaching the gallows. The first question was easy, after that I just relaxed.

HOWEVER

The rather ancient looking invigilator decided to take the seat sideways on right in front of my desk! So close that every time he turned to gaze out of the window pondering on his meaningless existance, he'd kick me in my already painful knee caps as he had his legs crossed. Not only was this physical abuse particularly annoying, but the NOISE! Jeeeesus, the quieter he tried to be the louder he got!
It was a good ten minutes into the exam and I was just getting on with the rather straightforward 5 mark questions when this coffin-dodger of an invigilator started opening an envelope! He started by slowly tearing the corner but he realised that this was a particularly stubborn envelope that wasn't going to become unstuck without a considerable amount of ripping. So, presumably to avoid the noise of this envelope and cause disruption to the Religious Studies General Certificate of Secondary Education, he got out a bunch of keys from the inside pocket of his taupe jacket to aid him in the breaching of this stubborn bit of paper. Therefore, as well as the ripping of paper, we had the sound of chinking metal added to the din. It was UNBELIEVABLY distracting!
When he'd tucked away the contents of that envelope I thought it had all ended; I thought I might actually be finally allowed the concentration that would earn me that C grade GCSE in RE.... but I was wrong...
You know when you are in a quiet place such as, I don't know, a church for example and you REALLY need to clear your throat? You make that rough noise in the back of your throat with your mouth tightly closed so you don't make a noise don't you? I must tell you now that it is much more sensible to just cough loudly and then you won't need to for at least another half hour - it saves making all those stupid noises whilst you try and be as quiet as possible. Anyway, the Envelope Man had never been giving lessons in Coughing So As Not To Disrupt People by me so he wouldn't know that making stupid phlegmy noises all through the hour and 45 minute exam would cause more disruption than if he had just coughed properly! I had never been so irritated (or disgusted) in my entire history of examinations.
You probably think that I am overreacting about the whole paper and coughing thing but let me assure you that this was not the half of it. This man, this ancient balding man stood up and started... to.... sway. On the spot, back and forth did this annoying little man rock without stopping for thirty... five... seconds....

AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!

It was irritating beyond belief! And what's more, he turned round! So that he was facing me!! And he was stood up!! So everytime I glanced up to stare into space whilst I thought about how best to put into words the Islamic teachings on Capital Punishment, all I could see was the crotch of this greasy, insignificant individual! It was infuriating.

The only good thing about the situation was that it allowed me to complain. My friend Conn assured me that "they are all complete retards, that is why they invigilate. None of them have a GCSE between them" to which I replied "why are they all old and dusty?" He explained that they were all retired people with too much spare time.

I now wish that in my English Paper 2 exam I had answered the question on writing to inform about something that concerns you on invigilators. I am concerned about the age restriction on them; you must be one hundred and twenty years old or more to become an invigilator. It conerns me because at this age, one's mental wellbeing is compromised by the defunction of the brain resulting in senility and the decrease in reliablility that and invigilator will do their job properly.

Rant over =] I LOVE STE! <3

I love him so fucking much!

Okay right, I don't wanna sound clingy but I genuinely have the most fantastic boyfriend in the world. I'm SO lucky, man!

I love the way he bullies me... it's SO funny :D... Bitch tits ;)

I love the way he flicks his hair... it's so cute :)

I even love his obsession with Kerry Ellis (^_^)

I love the way he gets on with my family so well

I love the way he wants to spoil me, even though I won't let him :D

I LOVE STEVEN CLARK! xD xD

Our quotes:

"Bitch tits!"

"Ste: Suck ma dick!
Holly: Suck mine!
Ste: Geddit out!
Holly: It is out!
Ste: Good!... bitch!"

"Hahahaha FUNNY!.... cunt."

"I love you!
I love you too!
I love you more!
NO! We love each other the same! Grr!

Songs we sing way too much:

Suddenly Seymour - Little Shop of Horrors
Worst Pies in London - Sweeney Todd
If you were gay - Avenue Q

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Lesbian

My mates Evie and Emily bet me that I couldn't be a lesbian for two weeks when I said I wanted to turn lesbian (for various men-hating reasons). If I managed it they would get me two kitkats.. If I lost I would have to buy THEM two kitkats EACH! Aaanyway I am failing miserably and it is only day two 0_0 I will just give them their kitkats and give up lol there is no hope for me!!

Good Times

Okay, I know I haven't posted anything in a while but tbh I've been fairly busy. I've had a few funny moments though...

I tried tea for the first time on Sunday 8 March at my awesome boyfriend Kerrigan's house. I love tea now, I drink it way too much. The thing is, if Kerrigan read this he would be pissing himself laughing because he knows what I'm really talking about lmao :D

Ahh dear... good times in Kadas and next to the canal ;) don't worry, me and Kez apologised to Pez about Kadas hahaha.

Red Nose Day yesterday... I backcombed people's hair at school WOO! Lol Yeah random...

Man U lost to Liverpool 4 - 1... I feel like crying :/

I have to read Sophie's World by september grrr...

And my neck has turned yellow and purple eurghh haha

An A-Z of Things I Like

A is for Alcohol
B is for Bikes
C is for Christmas
D is for Dating
E is for Eating
F is for French kissing
G is for Girls
H is for Harry Potter
I is for Internet
J is for Jet - the band
K is for Kyle Burns
L is for Leather
M is for Manchester United
N is for Nakedness
O is for Oracle
P is for Parties
Q is for Queers
R is for Romance
S is for Sleeping
T is for Tattoos
U is for Underwear
V is for Vampires
W is for Wicca
X is for X-Ray vision ;)
Y is for YOU!
Z is for Zombies

25 things you probably didn't know about me

1. I fancy Emma Watson

2. I love classical music

3. I am really good at sleeping... just not very good at GETTING to sleep hehe

4. If I'm ever funny, I steal my humour style from Lee Evans

5. I think too much, and talk to myself in my head

6. I don't like that I'm bisexual

7. I was almost in tears when I got my first tattoo

8. I'm a city girl

9. I wish I had a boyfriend or a girlfriend... it's been wayy too long

10. The only exboyfriend that I insist I loathe, I actually miss the most

11. I'm scared of the dark

12. I get jealous easily

13. I love Harry Potter so much it's become a fetish

14. I believe in God but I insist I'm not a christian

15. I argue wayyy too much

16. I can cry on command

17. I'm still a virgin and it scares me

18. I want to do a Harry Potter audio book

19. I'm actually a really boring person so I exaggerate

20. I'm shallow deep down ;)

21. I'm not as tough as I pretend

22. I actually do think I'm quite pretty but I say I'm average because I still hate the way I
look

23. Snow White is my favourite fairy tale

24. I get stressed very easily

25. I don't want a kiss, I'm not interested in sex and I'd rather a boy keep his hands out of my jeans; I only ever wanted to be held and comforted...

Heroes

These people have been such an inspiration to me:


Joanne Rowling: Author of the Harry Potter series, The Tales of Beedle the Bard, Quidditch Through The Ages and Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. The biggest inspiration to my writing and the creator of my biggest passion.


Derren Brown: He's a genius! His psychological illusions and powers or persuasion literally make me go "wow!" and not many things can do that! I don't care if he's been in prison or enjoys playing Russian Roulette live on stage cuz I love this man!


Terry Christian: Biggest Man Utd supporter ever. End of!


David Garrett: Record breaking violinist. I will admit that I wouldn't be half as interested if he wasn't this handsome but then again, I love the sound of the violin and his skill is admirable.


Helena Bonham Carter: A beautiful and highly versatile British actress. I liked her best as Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter and as Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd. I soooo wanna be like her...


Guy Lyon Playfair: A member of the Society of Psychical Research and an investigator of paranormal and anomalous phenomena. He wrote one of my favourite books; "This House Is Haunted" which lists a great deal of the investigation into the Enfield Poltergeist in the 1970s.


Gordon F*cking Ramsay: Top celebrity chef famed for his fucking swearing ;)

WEEVILS

Eww, I am totally grossed out!! There were some sort of dust weevils in my chest of drawers the other day and when my mum had a look there weren't any anymore. Well they must've gone somewhere!! It's freaky as fuck - I DO NOT like insects even if they are tiny. I looked them up on the internet and now I'm paranoid about everything small and parasitic: bed bugs, silverfish, scabies, fleas, dust mites, flour weevils, moths, spiders, flies, fungi, lice, crabs... EW EW EWWW!!!!
Well we are having cavity wall insulation put in tomorrow and I had better pack away my crystal ball, Bob Marley ash tray, skull, glass dome and coffin jewellery box so they don't get broken - maybe the insulation will stop the corners of my room growing mould and the insides of my chest of drawers getting damp which will ultimately stop gross bugs infesting my furniture.
Buggeration! Having the biggest bedroom has its downsides: two of the walls face outside which means I have two windows and it gets occasionally damp and cold in here. Never mind. Maybe it will inspire a poem...

There was a young girl called Holly,
She lived in the state of her folly,
She ran for the door
When she found in her drawer
Something which made her not jolly...

Not bad off the top of my head, eh? ;)

Ludwig Van Beethoven

The most handsome depiction of Ludwig Van Beethoven I could find.
And yet he was indeed a black man!
He would be astonished if he lived now and saw what people thought he looked like - and I can imagine a little hurt too.

Could YOU imagine yourself painted a different colour than what you are? I don't think I could...

Most extraordinary

Cool quotes

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater"
- Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject"
- Sir Winston Churchill

"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies"
- Aristotle

"We make war that we may live in peace"
- Aristotle

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him"
- Mark Twain

"One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes"
- Friedrich Nietzsche


Just a few of my personal favourites...

Amazing Hungarians

I'm part Hungarian so I thought it fitting to produce a memoir of all the genius Hungarians of our time. They are really smart people - some guys underestimate Hungary...


Gabor Domokos - inventor of the Gomboc: The world's first man-made object with equilibrium properties that allows it to right itself no matter how it is stood up. See? A mono-monostatic object IS possible! It's like a turtle shell! :D


Laszlo Biro - inventor of the first ballpoint pen in 1938... you guessed it: the Biro ;)


Ignac Semmelweis - discovered the puerperal fever pathogen (often called childbed fever and affected mostly mothers). He found a way to prevent the infection and almost totally stopped it.


Erno Rubik - invented the Rubik's cube: apparently it highly increases logical abilities. I must try it sometime...

Genius poet/playwright

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

- Oscar Wilde

That is quite a good quote :) and very true.

Daniel Williams' 21st!

Today it is my brother's 21st birthday. I got him a tank top (that's right; you got a problem with that?) lol and we went to Kasmiri or summat to eat. We as in Holly, Daniel, Mum, Dad, Katie and Beech who came later - two others were meant to be coming but never mind. It is really nice there... the waiters noticed Daniel's flashing badge and got him a free ice-cream with a sparkler in it that would not go out for ages lol :D . I decided that my brother is like one of them toys that you get; the ones that you talk to and they reply but they've only got a limited amount of responses so they can be a bit random? It's cuz my mum goes before we set off "Is it warm in the restaurant?" and my brother replies "Errr... it's an Indian restaurant!" - WTF has that got to do with temperature?! Lol, anyway that became his response to every question this evening haha. I think we are all a bit tipsy... I only had a couple of Cobras but it was enough haha. The way back to the car was funny as! It is all snowy so it was a bit slippery and I'm wearing peep-toe high heels and a mini-skirt so it was slightly undignified; I was holding on to Katie for dear life until my dad got hold of me and dragged me along to the car where we all had a snowball fight :D . Then Katie pointed out that there was now six of us having to travel in a five seater car.... hmmm :P :D

What a line...

"Abraham Lincoln's opponent accused him of being two faced, to which Lincoln replied 'If I had two faces, do you think I'd wear this one?'"

Awesome one-liner.

What a legend ;)

Yearbook Comments

These are the yearbook messages I've had from "friends" lol, so far:

Elana: Have a great time and keep a total of all the boys/girls you've kissed.

Sophie C: Holly you are awesome! It's amazing to have met you. Good luck! Sophie xxxxxx

Hannah A: Known you since... well forever. There is soo much to remember. LOL Jon-Jon's rave! Funny as. You and Jesus... tut tut. You naughty girl. Reset times! I could go on. Don't you dare forget me. Hannah xoxo

Evie: Evie - Holly is too cool for mules. But that's not right, it's not natural! Don't desert me in 6th form, love! Love ya! xxx By the way, your boobs ARE still there!

Emma C: Holly thanks for all the fun times. You are such a good friend. Emma x

Megan H: Hope to see you soon Nazi girl! Stay off da weed =)

Lenne: Leanne: Well Holly... where's there to start with you?! Well you're awesome! You're one of my best friends and I honestly don't know what I'd do without you my little woodland friend! I hope there's many more good times like K! Tour and The Humour! Love you lots =) xxx

Emily C: Hey Hol lov ya keep the slaggy tendencies to a minimum while I'm away! Lov ya Emily

Treb: This is from Treb. Bye x

Sam M: Sam: Good times in C8; FIGHTS! LOL! The Humour was fun we should stay in touch x

Conn: SLAG (he better've been joking and if he doesn't write me a nice one like I did for him, I'll kill him *evils*)

Amanda: Ah, we have been together from the beginning. I can't wait till sixth form, it should be good. I'll miss our drama time though. Love you, Manda xxx

Lucy H: I promise t never reveal your secret identity. You've always been honest and (she didn't get chance to finish it)

Lucy M: Now den blud! Have a great time whatever you end up doing, but we will definitely keep in touch! :)

Words so far used to describe me: Profanity, promiscuous, provocative, a slag and a prostitute's monkey butler, flamboyant, impulsive, entertaining, scandalous, bisexual (to put it simply lol), happy, excitable, bold

God's work??

I HATE snow. It's cold, slippery and cold! :P But at the moment I love it because it's given me three days off school so far (I was meant to go in on Monday but I didn't for various reasons) which means plenty of writing time. It's really bright n'all so it sort of feels like summer even though it's not the sun producing the direct light, it's the light reflected off the white surface of the snow which makes everything nice and light and airy. :) I actually prayed to God this morning lol. I was like "Alright mate, listen: I'm not being lazy or anything... well, I am but let's be honest, you didn't think of thoses 7 Deadly Sins did ya, eh? No! So do forgive me for my sloth but I reeeeeeeeaaaaally don't wanna go to school today and I would be ever so grateful if you closed it for me *puppy eyes*". So yeah, He did. Could've been coincidence but that's not the first time it's worked and I'm a right sinner. Tells you summat about the grief doctrinated christians put themselves through, eh? And they still don't get what they're after! All you have to do is ask nicely and God wants us all to be happy, don't he? :) I mean, I have practised "divination", I'm bisexual, I've not exactly been innocent and the amount of alcohol I can drink sometimes is fucking ridiculus! Yet my prayers are, in general, answered! Maybe it's a wiccan God, or Allah, or Krishna but to be honest it don't matter - someone's looking after me up there ;)

Writer's Block

I have writers block. I have nearly finished writing a timeline of key events in my novel but now I realise that there are huge gaps in the plot that MUST be filled! It's sooo stressful! I've still to write detailed character histories and town maps, not to mention draft out an opening and an ending... It's a never ending list of to-dos before I'm able to start writing!! I will persevere though; as Joanne Rowling says "Perseverance. You've got to persevere, because it is a career with a lot of knock-backs but the rewards are huge."

I love that woman :)

Apology

I would like to take this time to apologise for my long winded rants. I know they must be extremely boring to read.

Homophobic YouTube comments

Okay so today I discovered a bit of a YouTube legend - in my opinion anyway. Hughsnews is his name. Anyway, he did a video in August 2007 where he did a parody of Perez Hilton http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JQdeA773JHc . Now, although he stated QUITE CLEARLY that it was indeed a parody and he was not being at any moment serious or making any false claims about anything, many people still felt the need to write homophobic comments; eg. Go die you fucking fag, and stuff. So one woman who was 29 according to her YouTube profile wrote this:


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you are so gay, get a life, but I actually know celbs and I would never tell the whole world. Do you know Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, Bebe Neuwirth? I hope they legalize gay marriage for you. As a psychatrist; cut the prozackis in half YOU F'N FAG!

Now, ignoring the horrific spelling mistakes, I deduced that she was not only stupidly thick not to realise the video was a joke, but also an extreme homophobe. I, henceforth, replied:

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You are not a psychiatrist. I happened to have one and they are legally sworn to have no homophobic issues in any form, this is due to various aspects of the hippocratic oath you absolute twat :) . Also, it's spelt "prozac".

Of course, I meant to have put "have had one" but never mind. I think I was perfectly within my right to call this woman a twat if I'm honest with you. She therefore sent me a private message in response to that saying:

listen please and you may learn something
I am a psychatrist and I do not have homophobic issues at any level. I happen to have gay friends and family and clients. As for me taking the hippocratic oath, I took it and I will defend it. As for me saying anything about your medication I would never harm those with mental disorders after all I am a psychatrist with a good reputation. Next learn to respect people you little pain in the a**. You should tell your psychatrist to give you a frontal labotamie so that way you will be of use to society. Also your picture makes you look like what your profession probably is a hooker. Good luck with your life you little sl**!

Aww bless! She has even bleeped out the total non-swear words to save my poor little eyes! And she has still not learnt how to spell the name of her profession as Hughsnews has already pointed out. I fail to see how she can be a good psychiatrist if she didn't pass an English GCSE. I cannot find my reply to this but I think it must've gone something along the lines of: "You DO have homophobic issues if you are going around calling people fags! How the FUCK can you have a good reputation if you're calling 16-year-old girls sluts and pains in the asses?! You can't even spell lobotomy! And I don't have a profession and if I did I doubt I would be a prostitute because I, unlike you, have some level of intelligence. Go fuck yourself."

So yeah. I just wanted to get over that with a rant lol. Oh and I also forgot to mention to her that I never said I had medication. The retard.

SPELLING MISTAKES!!
celebs - "celbs"
psychiatrist - "psychatrist"
prozacs - "prozackis"
lobotomy - "labotomie"

Please, people!

Don't install imvu! I don't think it's spam really but it slows down your computer and its fucking hard to get rid of. The adverts may seem attractive but believe me - just don't bother. It's way too hard to use.

Valentine's Day

I HATE this time of the year!! Why does it even exist?? I don't understand how people can see the attraction of heart-shaped balloons, pink confetti, teddy bears clutching loveheart cushions with the words "I Love U" on the front and ESPECIALLY anonymous cards with "Be My Valentine" scrawled across the cover. I mean, what the fuck?! Why does there have to be a time of the year whereby being utterly pathetic and totally cheesy constitutes as acceptible? If you are with someone you unreservedly love, why, on one particular day of the year, are you expected to send two dozen roses and a box of chocolates (which will undoubtfully make you fat, so gutted) to that person? Shouldn't you do that everyday if you reeeeaaally love someone that much? If I'm honest, if I had a boyfriend who was the most unromantic and thoughtless person on the planet and never did anything for me until Valentine's Day where he shows up on my doorstep with 99 red heart-shaped balloons or something, I would slam the door in his face. Love is nothing to do with material objects that are, quite frankly, available anywhere. It's to do with protection, trust and commitment. The best way to show someone you love them is to tell them; kiss them gently on the mouth, clutch their hand and whisper the words into their ear so they know you are not just being funny - you mean it.

So I don't want any anonymous cards this year people! If you insist on being like that then I must insist you tell me that you wrote it because to me it is meaningless otherwise and you might as well send me an anonymous text saying "Do you want a shag?"

That is the end of my rant. SAY NO TO V-DAY!

The Butterfly Effect

To those unfamiliar with the concept, the Butterfly Effect is a phrase that summarises the complicated idea of the Chaos Theory - which is to do with "sensitive dependence on initial conditions" ie. small variations of the initial condition of a dynamical system may produce large variations in the long term behaviour of the system.

In English, the Butterfly Effect refers to the idea that tiny little changes at one place in a complex system of constant movement may cause large changes to the future of that system.

It comes from the theory that a butterfly's wings may generate diminutive alterations in the Earth's atmosphere that could possibly ultimately alter the direction of a cyclone, defer, accelerate or impede the occurance in a particular location.

However, although I believe that this concept is verified I still believe that it is highly improbable. I mean really think about it: is it likely that a minute change in the molecular structure of atmospheric matter caused by a butterfly merely shifting into a more comfortable position, could possibly instigate a twister to occur twenty or more miles away??
No! I mean, you could claim that about anything! You could say that a person's fate was determined by their decision to go a different way home because a streetlamp was fused on the route they would normally take which would hinder their journey, and therefore they instead died due to the colonization of some mutated pathogens which are immune to antibiotics and that happened to be hanging around the alternative route.
Does this mean that the chairman of the local council is at fault for this person's death because he did not issue a replacement for that streetlamp??

Yeah, I know; I'm getting a bit hysterical but honestly. Inevitably, yeah, small variations may cause larger phenomenons to occur but the more obvious factors are generally the more significant. The fictional person who was killed by psychotic bacteria could have decided to cover her mouth and nose with her scarf because it was cold and therefore may not have been infected at all.

So let us not blame the poor butterfly for stretching his wings amongst the Buddleja in your front garden when the BBC News informs us of a tsunami hitting Britain due to changes in the North Atlantic Current - it was probably because you didn't turn the standby button off on your TV.

Which brings me on to my next point....

Calm down! I'm kidding - rant over ;)

In A Random Mood

10 reasons why I love Emma and Lucy

Emma Cartwright
1. She has good taste in men.
2. She's funny as fuck.
3. She's gawwwwjus.
4. She fancies Simon Cowell :)
5. She's never horrible to me.
6. She has a nice laugh.
7. She makes me look totally non-flirtatious ;)
8. She is always happy.
9. She invited me round to her house once and we had pizza :D
10. She is very down-to-earth.

Lucy Mannell
1. She makes me laugh.
2. She's cute looking...
3. ...but we know she's evil inside ;) mwah ha ha
4. She does good chav impressions.
5. She is nice to people.
6. She plays drums.
7. She has a mischievous smile.
8. She is outgoing.
9. She is never rude.
10. She is "well 'ard", innit ;)


THEY ARE LEGENDS N ALL! xx

10 reasons why Conn is my best friend

1. He can be mean to me all day but will always apologise if he thinks he's upset me.

2. If he goes too far and I try and storm off, he will not let me.

3. He tells me the truth.... even if it's that I have a manly figure :P

4. He tells me I am his best friend.

5. He does not mind that I'm irritating as fuck.

6. He can have a laugh and doesn't get offended easily.

7. He's smart as fuck and brilliant with computers.

8. He will tell me when I piss him off.

9. He is full of random funny shit, ie. chat up lines ;)

10. He sticks up for me.

HE'S A LEGEND!!!! xx

I Love The Word "Fuck"!

It's a great word ;) (Y)

Fucked up t'internet!

Wtf?? My internet is being soo weird!! For example, I just tried to get the font and shit right for this post but when I clicked on the "b" for bold, the text went regular! So now I'm staring in bewilderment at the unselected bold button which quite clearly has made my text bold. Could my computer be haunted??

Oh no it's alright now lol. Phew! Thank fuck for that!

Anyway, I also clicked on the verify email address thingy before I wrote this but hotmail seems to think slytherin_blood@hotmail.co.uk doesn't exist (which is the address I use for blogspot).

Hmmm what else.... ooohh yeah! Adware. I accidentally *ahem* and foolishly downloaded a piece of Adware that fucked up my default search settings. Now I think I have removed this Trojan Horse through uninstalling, shift+delete (thanks to Conn), and changing my default search settings pretty much back to normal, however, I don't entirely trust that it is completely gone.

So there is a lesson we can all learn from this...

Don't download iMesh, ladies and gentlemen! :)

Kerrang! Tour

Yesterday I went to see In Case of Fire, Blacktide, Dir En Grey, Bring Me The Horizon and Mindless Self Indulgence at Leeds Academy. Me, Lenne and Becky waited outside the venue for eight hours... thats about 10 till 6!! I was SOOOO fucking cold but we had to wait in order to be at the front cuz some people following the tour were camping out there. I would like to take this chance to apologise to Becky and Lenne for my persistent complaints of being cold and my continuous requests for the time. However, we had a laugh ("Trolley's housers"... "my cum is bold".... Alan, Helena etc lol) and as we made regular trips to Morrison's nearby, we concluded that noone in Leeds ever needs to piss. During the concert I decided that Ollie Sykes was way too fit to be allowed, and Mindless Self Indulgence is the best band ever. I got kicked in the head by crowd surfers and I have bruises on my knees from being pressed into the barrier. I now have a neck ache as well because I headbanged perhaps a little TOO vigourously. I got Jimmy's autograph and I got a picture with Steve and I cuddled him (you couldn't NOT cuddle Steve!) even though he was dripping with sweat and I concluded at the end of the night that I was soaked, not with MY sweat because I for one felt to be at a comfortable temperature all night, but with everyone elses. EWW! So yeahh.... Becky, Lenne and I stumbled out of the smelly venue and recieved free Dir En Grey CD's (whoopee-fucking-doo :P ) before hitching a lift with my dad and brother. Today I woke up disgruntled and in a lot of pain. Great. Worth it though!

Specs

I have just been to the opticians to try contact lenses for the third time.... I was unsuccessful as always. I seem to have passive compulsions to blink everytime I feel the lens brush my eye; I'm terrified of it for some reason. I'm okay with putting like, my own finger in my eye y'know like if you get an eyelash? But I cannot cope with foreign objects touching my eye and I know it's not just reflexive because I would be able to hold open my eye but I can't without my fingers relaxing so therefore it must have psychological explanations as well but I have idea how I'm going to deal with that... apart from hypnosis... which is way too expensive. I went proper hysterical after I left the opticians and had a panic attack in the M&S car park. I was in floods of tears when I got home and now I feel sooo weak and hopeless. My mum comforted me for a while; I think she was a little angry. Not with me, no... with the fact that I have to taint my features with a pair of specs. I want to die. I feel so depressed at the moment.

Product Key

WOOO!! I finally got Microsoft Office 2003 installed!!! I hate the 2007 version... anyway it took aaages to install it until I realised that the Product Key wasn't valid because guess what!... IT WAS THE WRONG FUCKING PRODUCT KEY!! I had to memorise it off the disc because on the CD case there was a typing error. I also went into Ilkley today... on my own :( I went to my building society and I had to talk to my lest favourite employee there: Mr I-Am-Better-Than-You. I also went to Boots and I have discovered that Dream Matte Mousse actually IS good!! I apologise for being previously sceptical!! So yeah.... oh!! And I had Fish&Chips for tea.... yes.... I am a commoner...

ADD ME!

I had a history and an RE mock exam today. They were both really hard; I guessed my way through it. We had an extended lunch so for 2 and a half hours I hung around with peeps, playing on Megan's iThingy like everyone else - what the fuck are they?? I wouldn't spend that much on an Apple product anyway. So back home I went on msn, texted some people then set this up! There was one really annoying thing about today though - Lenne went to Crash Records to get my Forever The Sickest Kids ticket for february but they were sold out :( I'm so gutted, but she says you can buy them online. Anyways guys add me on msn:
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