Genius poet/playwright

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

- Oscar Wilde

That is quite a good quote :) and very true.

Daniel Williams' 21st!

Today it is my brother's 21st birthday. I got him a tank top (that's right; you got a problem with that?) lol and we went to Kasmiri or summat to eat. We as in Holly, Daniel, Mum, Dad, Katie and Beech who came later - two others were meant to be coming but never mind. It is really nice there... the waiters noticed Daniel's flashing badge and got him a free ice-cream with a sparkler in it that would not go out for ages lol :D . I decided that my brother is like one of them toys that you get; the ones that you talk to and they reply but they've only got a limited amount of responses so they can be a bit random? It's cuz my mum goes before we set off "Is it warm in the restaurant?" and my brother replies "Errr... it's an Indian restaurant!" - WTF has that got to do with temperature?! Lol, anyway that became his response to every question this evening haha. I think we are all a bit tipsy... I only had a couple of Cobras but it was enough haha. The way back to the car was funny as! It is all snowy so it was a bit slippery and I'm wearing peep-toe high heels and a mini-skirt so it was slightly undignified; I was holding on to Katie for dear life until my dad got hold of me and dragged me along to the car where we all had a snowball fight :D . Then Katie pointed out that there was now six of us having to travel in a five seater car.... hmmm :P :D

What a line...

"Abraham Lincoln's opponent accused him of being two faced, to which Lincoln replied 'If I had two faces, do you think I'd wear this one?'"

Awesome one-liner.

What a legend ;)

Yearbook Comments

These are the yearbook messages I've had from "friends" lol, so far:

Elana: Have a great time and keep a total of all the boys/girls you've kissed.

Sophie C: Holly you are awesome! It's amazing to have met you. Good luck! Sophie xxxxxx

Hannah A: Known you since... well forever. There is soo much to remember. LOL Jon-Jon's rave! Funny as. You and Jesus... tut tut. You naughty girl. Reset times! I could go on. Don't you dare forget me. Hannah xoxo

Evie: Evie - Holly is too cool for mules. But that's not right, it's not natural! Don't desert me in 6th form, love! Love ya! xxx By the way, your boobs ARE still there!

Emma C: Holly thanks for all the fun times. You are such a good friend. Emma x

Megan H: Hope to see you soon Nazi girl! Stay off da weed =)

Lenne: Leanne: Well Holly... where's there to start with you?! Well you're awesome! You're one of my best friends and I honestly don't know what I'd do without you my little woodland friend! I hope there's many more good times like K! Tour and The Humour! Love you lots =) xxx

Emily C: Hey Hol lov ya keep the slaggy tendencies to a minimum while I'm away! Lov ya Emily

Treb: This is from Treb. Bye x

Sam M: Sam: Good times in C8; FIGHTS! LOL! The Humour was fun we should stay in touch x

Conn: SLAG (he better've been joking and if he doesn't write me a nice one like I did for him, I'll kill him *evils*)

Amanda: Ah, we have been together from the beginning. I can't wait till sixth form, it should be good. I'll miss our drama time though. Love you, Manda xxx

Lucy H: I promise t never reveal your secret identity. You've always been honest and (she didn't get chance to finish it)

Lucy M: Now den blud! Have a great time whatever you end up doing, but we will definitely keep in touch! :)

Words so far used to describe me: Profanity, promiscuous, provocative, a slag and a prostitute's monkey butler, flamboyant, impulsive, entertaining, scandalous, bisexual (to put it simply lol), happy, excitable, bold

God's work??

I HATE snow. It's cold, slippery and cold! :P But at the moment I love it because it's given me three days off school so far (I was meant to go in on Monday but I didn't for various reasons) which means plenty of writing time. It's really bright n'all so it sort of feels like summer even though it's not the sun producing the direct light, it's the light reflected off the white surface of the snow which makes everything nice and light and airy. :) I actually prayed to God this morning lol. I was like "Alright mate, listen: I'm not being lazy or anything... well, I am but let's be honest, you didn't think of thoses 7 Deadly Sins did ya, eh? No! So do forgive me for my sloth but I reeeeeeeeaaaaally don't wanna go to school today and I would be ever so grateful if you closed it for me *puppy eyes*". So yeah, He did. Could've been coincidence but that's not the first time it's worked and I'm a right sinner. Tells you summat about the grief doctrinated christians put themselves through, eh? And they still don't get what they're after! All you have to do is ask nicely and God wants us all to be happy, don't he? :) I mean, I have practised "divination", I'm bisexual, I've not exactly been innocent and the amount of alcohol I can drink sometimes is fucking ridiculus! Yet my prayers are, in general, answered! Maybe it's a wiccan God, or Allah, or Krishna but to be honest it don't matter - someone's looking after me up there ;)

Writer's Block

I have writers block. I have nearly finished writing a timeline of key events in my novel but now I realise that there are huge gaps in the plot that MUST be filled! It's sooo stressful! I've still to write detailed character histories and town maps, not to mention draft out an opening and an ending... It's a never ending list of to-dos before I'm able to start writing!! I will persevere though; as Joanne Rowling says "Perseverance. You've got to persevere, because it is a career with a lot of knock-backs but the rewards are huge."

I love that woman :)

Apology

I would like to take this time to apologise for my long winded rants. I know they must be extremely boring to read.