WEEVILS

Eww, I am totally grossed out!! There were some sort of dust weevils in my chest of drawers the other day and when my mum had a look there weren't any anymore. Well they must've gone somewhere!! It's freaky as fuck - I DO NOT like insects even if they are tiny. I looked them up on the internet and now I'm paranoid about everything small and parasitic: bed bugs, silverfish, scabies, fleas, dust mites, flour weevils, moths, spiders, flies, fungi, lice, crabs... EW EW EWWW!!!!
Well we are having cavity wall insulation put in tomorrow and I had better pack away my crystal ball, Bob Marley ash tray, skull, glass dome and coffin jewellery box so they don't get broken - maybe the insulation will stop the corners of my room growing mould and the insides of my chest of drawers getting damp which will ultimately stop gross bugs infesting my furniture.
Buggeration! Having the biggest bedroom has its downsides: two of the walls face outside which means I have two windows and it gets occasionally damp and cold in here. Never mind. Maybe it will inspire a poem...

There was a young girl called Holly,
She lived in the state of her folly,
She ran for the door
When she found in her drawer
Something which made her not jolly...

Not bad off the top of my head, eh? ;)