God's work??

I HATE snow. It's cold, slippery and cold! :P But at the moment I love it because it's given me three days off school so far (I was meant to go in on Monday but I didn't for various reasons) which means plenty of writing time. It's really bright n'all so it sort of feels like summer even though it's not the sun producing the direct light, it's the light reflected off the white surface of the snow which makes everything nice and light and airy. :) I actually prayed to God this morning lol. I was like "Alright mate, listen: I'm not being lazy or anything... well, I am but let's be honest, you didn't think of thoses 7 Deadly Sins did ya, eh? No! So do forgive me for my sloth but I reeeeeeeeaaaaally don't wanna go to school today and I would be ever so grateful if you closed it for me *puppy eyes*". So yeah, He did. Could've been coincidence but that's not the first time it's worked and I'm a right sinner. Tells you summat about the grief doctrinated christians put themselves through, eh? And they still don't get what they're after! All you have to do is ask nicely and God wants us all to be happy, don't he? :) I mean, I have practised "divination", I'm bisexual, I've not exactly been innocent and the amount of alcohol I can drink sometimes is fucking ridiculus! Yet my prayers are, in general, answered! Maybe it's a wiccan God, or Allah, or Krishna but to be honest it don't matter - someone's looking after me up there ;)