Yearbook Comments

These are the yearbook messages I've had from "friends" lol, so far:

Elana: Have a great time and keep a total of all the boys/girls you've kissed.

Sophie C: Holly you are awesome! It's amazing to have met you. Good luck! Sophie xxxxxx

Hannah A: Known you since... well forever. There is soo much to remember. LOL Jon-Jon's rave! Funny as. You and Jesus... tut tut. You naughty girl. Reset times! I could go on. Don't you dare forget me. Hannah xoxo

Evie: Evie - Holly is too cool for mules. But that's not right, it's not natural! Don't desert me in 6th form, love! Love ya! xxx By the way, your boobs ARE still there!

Emma C: Holly thanks for all the fun times. You are such a good friend. Emma x

Megan H: Hope to see you soon Nazi girl! Stay off da weed =)

Lenne: Leanne: Well Holly... where's there to start with you?! Well you're awesome! You're one of my best friends and I honestly don't know what I'd do without you my little woodland friend! I hope there's many more good times like K! Tour and The Humour! Love you lots =) xxx

Emily C: Hey Hol lov ya keep the slaggy tendencies to a minimum while I'm away! Lov ya Emily

Treb: This is from Treb. Bye x

Sam M: Sam: Good times in C8; FIGHTS! LOL! The Humour was fun we should stay in touch x

Conn: SLAG (he better've been joking and if he doesn't write me a nice one like I did for him, I'll kill him *evils*)

Amanda: Ah, we have been together from the beginning. I can't wait till sixth form, it should be good. I'll miss our drama time though. Love you, Manda xxx

Lucy H: I promise t never reveal your secret identity. You've always been honest and (she didn't get chance to finish it)

Lucy M: Now den blud! Have a great time whatever you end up doing, but we will definitely keep in touch! :)

Words so far used to describe me: Profanity, promiscuous, provocative, a slag and a prostitute's monkey butler, flamboyant, impulsive, entertaining, scandalous, bisexual (to put it simply lol), happy, excitable, bold

Valentine's Day

I HATE this time of the year!! Why does it even exist?? I don't understand how people can see the attraction of heart-shaped balloons, pink confetti, teddy bears clutching loveheart cushions with the words "I Love U" on the front and ESPECIALLY anonymous cards with "Be My Valentine" scrawled across the cover. I mean, what the fuck?! Why does there have to be a time of the year whereby being utterly pathetic and totally cheesy constitutes as acceptible? If you are with someone you unreservedly love, why, on one particular day of the year, are you expected to send two dozen roses and a box of chocolates (which will undoubtfully make you fat, so gutted) to that person? Shouldn't you do that everyday if you reeeeaaally love someone that much? If I'm honest, if I had a boyfriend who was the most unromantic and thoughtless person on the planet and never did anything for me until Valentine's Day where he shows up on my doorstep with 99 red heart-shaped balloons or something, I would slam the door in his face. Love is nothing to do with material objects that are, quite frankly, available anywhere. It's to do with protection, trust and commitment. The best way to show someone you love them is to tell them; kiss them gently on the mouth, clutch their hand and whisper the words into their ear so they know you are not just being funny - you mean it.

So I don't want any anonymous cards this year people! If you insist on being like that then I must insist you tell me that you wrote it because to me it is meaningless otherwise and you might as well send me an anonymous text saying "Do you want a shag?"

That is the end of my rant. SAY NO TO V-DAY!