Truth Box

I'm extremely amused. I put a Truth Box on my Facebook page and today I've found someone has taken it upon themselves to abuse me via this application.

The following message was posted at 10:50 this morning:

"TRUTH BOX! Yes, you girl have now given us, your friends, the power to bitch about you and you dont have a fucking clue who it is. HAHA, I shall be commenting later nieve one. "Posted - August 10, 2009, 10:50 am (Delete) (Hint)

Okayy so.... LOL! For a start, if I actually cared about being abused or bullied on Facebook I wouldn't actually add the fucking thing on there! And also, whoever wrote that must be naive (note the spelling) themselves because they are under the impression that they are my friend. Now, I don't force anyone to be my friend... so if you don't like me I would appreciate you told me to my face instead of being a coward... I will find out via Facebook who wrote this and expose them. I don't mind people who can tell me what they think of me to my face, but one thing I will not tolerate is cowardice. Ohhh the revenge I could be brewing now =] later suckers x

She's back and she's bad

Okay, so now I'm single with the intention of doing pretty much whatever (and whoever) I want. I'm gonna keep away from dating for a while and concentrate on having fun ;) If my antics earn me the title of "Slag", "Slut", "Hoe", "Whore", "Tart", "Skank" or "Sket" then I really couldn't care less =] this is my time now and I'm gonna make it last. I love me the most in the world and tbh there ain't gonna be much else I'll care about for a long time.

xD peace and love xx

Weddings =/

Soo people, quite a lot of stuff has happened recently.

I broke up with my ex boyfriend, got a new one straight after who just so happens to be fucking GORGEOUS, funny, kind, honest and charming all at the same time. (The ex always lacked the charm bit).

I got a new kitten I called Rocky who happens to be vicious and has put on half his body weight in the last few weeks.

I've decided to make a list of as many reasons as I can why people shouldn't get married. Slightly off topic but I was bored and I am, as of now, extremely sceptical about the whole idea despite attending my brother's wedding a few weeks ago as a bridesmaid and the SECOND person to get lashed (the first was the uncle obvs lol) So yeah... here's my list peeps:

Reasons why people shouldn't get married:

1. You will probably go off your partner at some point and weddings are expensive so in a hypothetical though typical situation, you will end up forking out for a divorce. Money definitely doesn't grow on trees in this day and age either.

2. You can never know somebody inside out. Your spouse may run off with all your money. And your Xbox 360... and your big telly.... and your Aston Martin DB9.... perhaps even your house, man!

3. They might kill you. Then you are well and truly screwed and your family will have to fork out for your funeral.

4. Honeymoons are ALWAYS jinxed in some way! So not good!!

5. You have to live together. Personally, I like my own time.

6. Your spouse might run off to where you can never find them and therefore you cannot get remarried because that would make you a bigamist.

7. Brides are subject to superbitching at weddings. It's a fact.

8. They are FUCKING expensive!!

9. Too much stress.

10. Does anyone really know what constitutes as a consumation of marriage? How much sex must you have?

11. I'm bored now...

12. ... I suggest that if you're still reading this you need a dayjob...

13. ... oooh unlucky number.......

14. Lol sorry bye.

15. xxx

Invigilators

I had possibly the most irritating exam ever today!
It was my RE exam and I was already nervous enough; I had burst into tears over my poor attempt at revising (I tried to recap but to no avail) and I entered the exam room (C7 Psychology) in the state of one approaching the gallows. The first question was easy, after that I just relaxed.

HOWEVER

The rather ancient looking invigilator decided to take the seat sideways on right in front of my desk! So close that every time he turned to gaze out of the window pondering on his meaningless existance, he'd kick me in my already painful knee caps as he had his legs crossed. Not only was this physical abuse particularly annoying, but the NOISE! Jeeeesus, the quieter he tried to be the louder he got!
It was a good ten minutes into the exam and I was just getting on with the rather straightforward 5 mark questions when this coffin-dodger of an invigilator started opening an envelope! He started by slowly tearing the corner but he realised that this was a particularly stubborn envelope that wasn't going to become unstuck without a considerable amount of ripping. So, presumably to avoid the noise of this envelope and cause disruption to the Religious Studies General Certificate of Secondary Education, he got out a bunch of keys from the inside pocket of his taupe jacket to aid him in the breaching of this stubborn bit of paper. Therefore, as well as the ripping of paper, we had the sound of chinking metal added to the din. It was UNBELIEVABLY distracting!
When he'd tucked away the contents of that envelope I thought it had all ended; I thought I might actually be finally allowed the concentration that would earn me that C grade GCSE in RE.... but I was wrong...
You know when you are in a quiet place such as, I don't know, a church for example and you REALLY need to clear your throat? You make that rough noise in the back of your throat with your mouth tightly closed so you don't make a noise don't you? I must tell you now that it is much more sensible to just cough loudly and then you won't need to for at least another half hour - it saves making all those stupid noises whilst you try and be as quiet as possible. Anyway, the Envelope Man had never been giving lessons in Coughing So As Not To Disrupt People by me so he wouldn't know that making stupid phlegmy noises all through the hour and 45 minute exam would cause more disruption than if he had just coughed properly! I had never been so irritated (or disgusted) in my entire history of examinations.
You probably think that I am overreacting about the whole paper and coughing thing but let me assure you that this was not the half of it. This man, this ancient balding man stood up and started... to.... sway. On the spot, back and forth did this annoying little man rock without stopping for thirty... five... seconds....

AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!

It was irritating beyond belief! And what's more, he turned round! So that he was facing me!! And he was stood up!! So everytime I glanced up to stare into space whilst I thought about how best to put into words the Islamic teachings on Capital Punishment, all I could see was the crotch of this greasy, insignificant individual! It was infuriating.

The only good thing about the situation was that it allowed me to complain. My friend Conn assured me that "they are all complete retards, that is why they invigilate. None of them have a GCSE between them" to which I replied "why are they all old and dusty?" He explained that they were all retired people with too much spare time.

I now wish that in my English Paper 2 exam I had answered the question on writing to inform about something that concerns you on invigilators. I am concerned about the age restriction on them; you must be one hundred and twenty years old or more to become an invigilator. It conerns me because at this age, one's mental wellbeing is compromised by the defunction of the brain resulting in senility and the decrease in reliablility that and invigilator will do their job properly.

Rant over =] I LOVE STE! <3

I love him so fucking much!

Okay right, I don't wanna sound clingy but I genuinely have the most fantastic boyfriend in the world. I'm SO lucky, man!

I love the way he bullies me... it's SO funny :D... Bitch tits ;)

I love the way he flicks his hair... it's so cute :)

I even love his obsession with Kerry Ellis (^_^)

I love the way he gets on with my family so well

I love the way he wants to spoil me, even though I won't let him :D

I LOVE STEVEN CLARK! xD xD

Our quotes:

"Bitch tits!"

"Ste: Suck ma dick!
Holly: Suck mine!
Ste: Geddit out!
Holly: It is out!
Ste: Good!... bitch!"

"Hahahaha FUNNY!.... cunt."

"I love you!
I love you too!
I love you more!
NO! We love each other the same! Grr!

Songs we sing way too much:

Suddenly Seymour - Little Shop of Horrors
Worst Pies in London - Sweeney Todd
If you were gay - Avenue Q

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Lesbian

My mates Evie and Emily bet me that I couldn't be a lesbian for two weeks when I said I wanted to turn lesbian (for various men-hating reasons). If I managed it they would get me two kitkats.. If I lost I would have to buy THEM two kitkats EACH! Aaanyway I am failing miserably and it is only day two 0_0 I will just give them their kitkats and give up lol there is no hope for me!!

Good Times

Okay, I know I haven't posted anything in a while but tbh I've been fairly busy. I've had a few funny moments though...

I tried tea for the first time on Sunday 8 March at my awesome boyfriend Kerrigan's house. I love tea now, I drink it way too much. The thing is, if Kerrigan read this he would be pissing himself laughing because he knows what I'm really talking about lmao :D

Ahh dear... good times in Kadas and next to the canal ;) don't worry, me and Kez apologised to Pez about Kadas hahaha.

Red Nose Day yesterday... I backcombed people's hair at school WOO! Lol Yeah random...

Man U lost to Liverpool 4 - 1... I feel like crying :/

I have to read Sophie's World by september grrr...

And my neck has turned yellow and purple eurghh haha